Warning! F-bomb and other possibly NSFW text under the cut.
“One minute she was doing a novelty snake act on stage at Miss Topless Brighton 1968, and the next she was in Minoan Crete.”
“And what did the Empress say to that?”
“Fuck that up one nostril and down the other.”
“For the evil queen had a beloved swordsman who she loved more than life itself…”
“Does that really happen?”
“Only in stories.”